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| Wisdom Quotes | Pages: 1 2 3 |
 Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. -- Zenna Schaffer | |
| How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. -- Steve Martin | |
| Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff. -- Steven Wright | |
| If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. -- W.C. Fields | |
| Some folks are wise and some otherwise. -- Josh Billings | |
| Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. -- Jimi Hendrix | |
| A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other. -- Unknown | |
| Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. -- Samuel Palmer | |
| Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. -- Mae West | |
| The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. -- Marty Feldman | |
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
- Anonymous
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
- Anonymous
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul G
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
You can't have everything....where would you put it?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce. ----Lord Byron
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
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